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<blockquote data-quote="redswr" data-source="post: 94127" data-attributes="member: 66"><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-family: 'serif'">A young 7 year old boy goes up to his father and asks him, 'Dad, what is the difference between "potentially" & "realistically"?' </span></p></span></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'serif'"></span></p></span></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'serif'">He thought for a moment, then answered, 'Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. </span></p></span></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'serif'"></span></p></span></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'serif'">Then ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars, and then ask your brother if he'd sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Come back and tell me what you learn from that.' </span></p></span></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'serif'"></span></p></span></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'serif'">So the boy went to his mother and asked, 'Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?' </span></p></span></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'serif'"></span></p></span></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'serif'">The mother replied, 'Of course I would! We could really use that money to fix up the house and send you kids to a great University!' </span></p></span></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'serif'"></span></p></span></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'serif'">The boy then went to his sister and asked, 'Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?' </span></p></span></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'serif'"></span></p></span></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'serif'">The girl replied, 'Oh my Gawd! I LOVE Brad Pitt I would sleep with him in a heartbeat, are you nuts?' </span></p></span></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'serif'"></span></p></span></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'serif'">The boy then went to his brother and asked, 'Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?' </span></p></span></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'serif'"></span></p></span></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'serif'">'Of course,' the brother replied. 'Do you know what a million bucks would buy?' </span></p></span></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'serif'"></span></p></span></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'serif'">The boy pondered the answers for a few days and then went back to his dad. </span></p></span></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'serif'"></span></p></span></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'serif'">His father asked him, 'Did you find out the difference between 'potentially' and 'realistically'?' </span></p></span></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'serif'"></span></p></span></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'serif'">The boy replied, 'Yes, 'Potentially', you and I are sitting on three million dollars ... </span></p></span></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'serif'"></span></p></span></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'serif'">But 'realistically', we're living with two hookers and a queer.</span></p></span></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"></p></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="redswr, post: 94127, member: 66"] [INDENT][FONT=arial][FONT=times new roman][INDENT][FONT=serif]A young[COLOR=navy] [/COLOR]7 year old boy goes up to his father and asks him, 'Dad, what is the difference between "potentially" & "realistically"?' He thought for a moment, then answered, 'Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Then ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars, and then ask your brother if he'd sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Come back and tell me what you learn from that.' So the boy went to his mother and asked, 'Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?' The mother replied, 'Of course I would! We could really use that money to fix up the house and send you kids to a great University!' The boy then went to his sister and asked, 'Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?' The girl replied, 'Oh my Gawd! I LOVE Brad Pitt I would sleep with him in a heartbeat, are you nuts?' The boy then went to his brother and asked, 'Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?' 'Of course,' the brother replied. 'Do you know what a million bucks would buy?' The boy pondered the answers for a few days and then went back to his dad. His father asked him, 'Did you find out the difference between 'potentially' and 'realistically'?' The boy replied, 'Yes, 'Potentially', you and I are sitting on three million dollars ... But 'realistically', we're living with two hookers and a queer.[/FONT] [FONT=serif] [/FONT][/INDENT][/FONT][/FONT][/INDENT] [/QUOTE]
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