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<blockquote data-quote="PALMER84ONE" data-source="post: 94365" data-attributes="member: 6"><p>A man is ordering food at a high class resurant and drops his spoon, immediatly a waiter pulls one out of his coat and handed him a new on. When his meal came he asked for sauce to put on his steak and the waiter opend his coat and asked of the three we carry would you like the A-1? Wow he said you guy are on top of things. After looking aroud while eating his dinner he noticed a string hanging out of the waiters zipper. He looked around and all the waiters had strings hanging out of thier zippers. His curiosity grew. He pulled his waiter aside and said,&quot;wow, you guys are very proficient in how fast you handle what the customer needs, I droped my spoon and bang, there you are, you brought me my food and you had three kinds of steak sauce right there and didn't need to go to the kitchen to get it. The one thing that puzzles me is why do all the waiters have a sting hanging out of your zipper?&quot; &quot;Well&quot; said the waiter, &quot;the owner wants us to be, like you said, very proficient! So when we need to use the restroom during our shift we just zip down our pants and pull on the sting that is attached to our penis, now that we diddn't touch it with our hands we don't need to wash them to get back out on the floor real quick.&quot; &quot;Oh&quot; says the man, &quot;but how do you put you penis back into you pants?&quot; The waiter says, &quot;I don't know about the other waiters but, I use a spoon.&quot;</p></blockquote><p></p>

[QUOTE="PALMER84ONE, post: 94365, member: 6"] A man is ordering food at a high class resurant and drops his spoon, immediatly a waiter pulls one out of his coat and handed him a new on. When his meal came he asked for sauce to put on his steak and the waiter opend his coat and asked of the three we carry would you like the A-1? Wow he said you guy are on top of things. After looking aroud while eating his dinner he noticed a string hanging out of the waiters zipper. He looked around and all the waiters had strings hanging out of thier zippers. His curiosity grew. He pulled his waiter aside and said,"wow, you guys are very proficient in how fast you handle what the customer needs, I droped my spoon and bang, there you are, you brought me my food and you had three kinds of steak sauce right there and didn't need to go to the kitchen to get it. The one thing that puzzles me is why do all the waiters have a sting hanging out of your zipper?" "Well" said the waiter, "the owner wants us to be, like you said, very proficient! So when we need to use the restroom during our shift we just zip down our pants and pull on the sting that is attached to our penis, now that we diddn't touch it with our hands we don't need to wash them to get back out on the floor real quick." "Oh" says the man, "but how do you put you penis back into you pants?" The waiter says, "I don't know about the other waiters but, I use a spoon." [/QUOTE]

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