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<blockquote data-quote="James" data-source="post: 96390" data-attributes="member: 2"><p>GRANDPARENTS' ANSWERING MACHINE</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>Good morning . . . At present we are not at home, but please Leave your message after you hear the beep.</p><p></p><p>beeeeeppp ....</p><p></p><p>If you are one of our children,</p><p></p><p>dial 1 and then select the option from 1 to 5</p><p></p><p>in order of "birth arrival" so we know who it is.</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>If you need us to stay with the children, press 2</p><p></p><p>If you want to borrow the car, press 3</p><p></p><p>If you want us to wash your clothes and do ironing, press 4</p><p></p><p>If you want the grandchildren to sleep here tonight, press 5</p><p></p><p>If you want us to pick up the kids at school, press 6</p><p></p><p>If you want us to prepare a meal for Sunday or to have it delivered to your home,press 7</p><p></p><p>If you want to come to eat here, press 8</p><p></p><p>If you need money, press 9</p><p></p><p>If you are going to invite us to dinner, or, taking us to the theater, start talking ... we are listening!!!!!!!!!!!"</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="James, post: 96390, member: 2"] GRANDPARENTS' ANSWERING MACHINE Good morning . . . At present we are not at home, but please Leave your message after you hear the beep. beeeeeppp .... If you are one of our children, dial 1 and then select the option from 1 to 5 in order of "birth arrival" so we know who it is. If you need us to stay with the children, press 2 If you want to borrow the car, press 3 If you want us to wash your clothes and do ironing, press 4 If you want the grandchildren to sleep here tonight, press 5 If you want us to pick up the kids at school, press 6 If you want us to prepare a meal for Sunday or to have it delivered to your home,press 7 If you want to come to eat here, press 8 If you need money, press 9 If you are going to invite us to dinner, or, taking us to the theater, start talking ... we are listening!!!!!!!!!!!" [/QUOTE]
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