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<blockquote data-quote="snowflake" data-source="post: 186144" data-attributes="member: 152"><p>Here are some things I learned today from an older gentleman who came to get his car back after a fierce night of drinking ended with a trip to the slammer</p><p></p><p></p><p>1. I'm the white satan</p><p>2. I'm going to burn in hell for separating someone from their prayer stones.</p><p>3. The fact that he was pulled over for being intoxicated behind the wheel and the police had us tow his car as a result has no bearing as I had role in separating him from his prayer stones, which he needs to pray.</p><p>4. Evidently the longer the vehicle is in impound and the higher the bill the hotter the flames in my personal place of torment will be.</p><p>5. Although I am going to hell for towing the truck and keeping him from his prayer stones, driving intoxicated and endangering innocent people is perfectly excusable.</p><p>The more you know......</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="snowflake, post: 186144, member: 152"] Here are some things I learned today from an older gentleman who came to get his car back after a fierce night of drinking ended with a trip to the slammer 1. I'm the white satan 2. I'm going to burn in hell for separating someone from their prayer stones. 3. The fact that he was pulled over for being intoxicated behind the wheel and the police had us tow his car as a result has no bearing as I had role in separating him from his prayer stones, which he needs to pray. 4. Evidently the longer the vehicle is in impound and the higher the bill the hotter the flames in my personal place of torment will be. 5. Although I am going to hell for towing the truck and keeping him from his prayer stones, driving intoxicated and endangering innocent people is perfectly excusable. The more you know...... [/QUOTE]
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