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<blockquote data-quote="Redordead89" data-source="post: 214040" data-attributes="member: 1590"><p>Hmm, thought for today is definitely move, hit or be hit! Unfortunately today I took the latter, <img src="https://www.dirtbikeaddicts.com/static/images/smilies/cripple.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":cripple:" title="Cripple :cripple:" data-shortname=":cripple:" /></p><p>When approximately 15 foot from a half arse idiot with a hard hat on I exclaimed after several heated words, "you're a half arse idiot" <img src="https://www.dirtbikeaddicts.com/static/images/smilies/clap.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":clap:" title="Clap :clap:" data-shortname=":clap:" /> <img src="https://www.dirtbikeaddicts.com/static/images/smilies/banana.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":banana:" title="Banana :banana:" data-shortname=":banana:" /><img src="https://www.dirtbikeaddicts.com/static/images/smilies/smirk.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":smirk:" title="Smirk :smirk:" data-shortname=":smirk:" /></p><p></p><p>I've worked with him before and it didn't end all that smiley!</p><p>Said half arse idiot took a run and butted me like a horny goat<img src="https://www.dirtbikeaddicts.com/static/images/smilies/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="lol :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" />, thankfully being a half arse idiot he didnt realise that hard hats are surprisingly soft on impact by design<img src="https://www.dirtbikeaddicts.com/static/images/smilies/smirk.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":smirk:" title="Smirk :smirk:" data-shortname=":smirk:" />, <img src="https://www.dirtbikeaddicts.com/static/images/smilies/moon.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":moon:" title="Moon :moon:" data-shortname=":moon:" /></p><p>We both went down on a pile of his broken bricks, his knee landing on my shin<img src="https://www.dirtbikeaddicts.com/static/images/smilies/cripple.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":cripple:" title="Cripple :cripple:" data-shortname=":cripple:" />, immediately pulled his sweater and tee shirt from his back over his head, kneed him several times in the balls while he's trying to land blows and it promptly got broken up by my mate' (his nephew) <img src="https://www.dirtbikeaddicts.com/static/images/smilies/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="lol :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /></p><p>When I say promptly I mean after the gaffer stood inside the kitchen taking pics in a you've been framed moment, (evidence to get said idiot banned from site,) i have yet to see these but im already pissin myself about what they show, funniest thing of all is he was trying to hit me like a blind girl and I near burst out laughing during it<img src="https://www.dirtbikeaddicts.com/static/images/smilies/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="lol :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /></p><p>I vaguely remember him shouting, " ROBERT... WHAT ARE YOU DOING?</p><p>Just hit me 20 minutes ago he must have spotted the gaffer taking a pic<img src="https://www.dirtbikeaddicts.com/static/images/smilies/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="lol :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="https://www.dirtbikeaddicts.com/static/images/smilies/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="lol :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="https://www.dirtbikeaddicts.com/static/images/smilies/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="lol :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /></p><p>As I said, thought for this day is Move, hit or be hit,<img src="https://www.dirtbikeaddicts.com/static/images/smilies/thumb.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":thumb:" title="Thumb :thumb:" data-shortname=":thumb:" /></p><p>Btw I still have my job, he does not!</p><p>His nephew instantly called him a fkn gimp<img src="https://www.dirtbikeaddicts.com/static/images/smilies/smirk.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":smirk:" title="Smirk :smirk:" data-shortname=":smirk:" /></p><p>No cops, no charges just a you better grow eyes in the back of your head mofo!!!</p><p>Oh p.s. I also learned today that my landlord,(rented house is selling all his properties and I have 2 months notice to move house <img src="https://www.dirtbikeaddicts.com/static/images/smilies/banana.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":banana:" title="Banana :banana:" data-shortname=":banana:" /><img src="https://www.dirtbikeaddicts.com/static/images/smilies/banana.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":banana:" title="Banana :banana:" data-shortname=":banana:" /><img src="https://www.dirtbikeaddicts.com/static/images/smilies/picard.png" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":picard:" title="Picard :picard:" data-shortname=":picard:" /> Awe phuuuuuuk<img src="https://www.dirtbikeaddicts.com/static/images/smilies/eek.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":eek:" title="Eek :eek:" data-shortname=":eek:" /></p><p>Anyway tomorrow is another day so let's move on!<img src="https://www.dirtbikeaddicts.com/static/images/smilies/foul.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":foul:" title="Foul :foul:" data-shortname=":foul:" /><img src="https://www.dirtbikeaddicts.com/static/images/smilies/foul.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":foul:" title="Foul :foul:" data-shortname=":foul:" /><img src="https://www.dirtbikeaddicts.com/static/images/smilies/foul.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":foul:" title="Foul :foul:" data-shortname=":foul:" /></p><p>Hmm bad day at the office for sure</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Redordead89, post: 214040, member: 1590"] Hmm, thought for today is definitely move, hit or be hit! Unfortunately today I took the latter, :cripple: When approximately 15 foot from a half arse idiot with a hard hat on I exclaimed after several heated words, "you're a half arse idiot" :clap: :banana::smirk: I've worked with him before and it didn't end all that smiley! Said half arse idiot took a run and butted me like a horny goat:lol:, thankfully being a half arse idiot he didnt realise that hard hats are surprisingly soft on impact by design:smirk:, :moon: We both went down on a pile of his broken bricks, his knee landing on my shin:cripple:, immediately pulled his sweater and tee shirt from his back over his head, kneed him several times in the balls while he's trying to land blows and it promptly got broken up by my mate' (his nephew) :lol: When I say promptly I mean after the gaffer stood inside the kitchen taking pics in a you've been framed moment, (evidence to get said idiot banned from site,) i have yet to see these but im already pissin myself about what they show, funniest thing of all is he was trying to hit me like a blind girl and I near burst out laughing during it:lol: I vaguely remember him shouting, " ROBERT... WHAT ARE YOU DOING? Just hit me 20 minutes ago he must have spotted the gaffer taking a pic:lol::lol::lol: As I said, thought for this day is Move, hit or be hit,:thumb: Btw I still have my job, he does not! His nephew instantly called him a fkn gimp:smirk: No cops, no charges just a you better grow eyes in the back of your head mofo!!! Oh p.s. I also learned today that my landlord,(rented house is selling all his properties and I have 2 months notice to move house :banana::banana::picard: Awe phuuuuuuk:eek: Anyway tomorrow is another day so let's move on!:foul::foul::foul: Hmm bad day at the office for sure [/QUOTE]
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