you have had monkey butt
you go BBRRAAAAPPPPPPPPPP in the middle of class
you know what casing it is
you know what scrubbing is
if you see someone with a fox shirt on, you ask them what they ride. when they answer "quad" you walk away mad
you ride on saturday, and dont unload the bikes til sunday
if you have a stock pile of tires that are 'used but not used up'
if you hate changing ties
if you have cleaned an air filter
if you know what spooge is
if your girlfriend is a nationally ranked woman's B class rider
if you bench race on a daily basis with your better half
if you make everything competitive
