I found this on TT
I have a slightly used girlfriend, 1982 model, white with black top,
5’6”, 110 lbs with 36C cups and excellent tail. Features one of a kind
exterior, wild styling, and razor sharp handling. Quite a looker, turns
a lot of heads when parked somewhere. She sometimes runs a little rough
but is extremely fun and performs quite well once you get her going. Has
good after-market add-ons (tattoos, piercings, college degree) and comes
with lots of accessories and some hard luggage. Can be cranky and a bit
of trouble to start, especially on cold mornings. I don’t advise using
the choke. Seems to idle okay most of the time, and fuel consumption is
good, though response is best with premium beer. Sometimes she’s a little
fussy, stops cooperating without any explanation, and wants to be in
control most of the time. Then again, many of my friend’s wives are like
that, so it seems like people don’t mind this sort of thing. I've invested
a lot in her, and in some ways I'd hate to part with her. However, I
realized I’m not looking for a project that requires this much attention,
and the long term cost of
maintenance on an exotic model like this is just
killing me. Will trade for any year YZF-R6. Prefer a straight bike with no
issues, minimal modifications. Ex-race bike is okay if it comes with clean
papers and is ready for normal street duty. I can fix minor mechanical
problems, and cosmetic damage is fine. However, I’m tired of trying to
work miracles just to have a dependable source of fun.
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