Happy Birthday to Mr. Rack
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:V:Va-jay-jay
That's more like the back door.Va-jay-jay
Ah, I remember when I was a young'n like Rack - I'd eat a blueberry in the morning and by nightfall I could bend over, drop trow and pick a squirrel off the outhouse at 45 paces. It was about 50/50 that I could get my gotch off before my rectal trigger let that blueberry rip - needless to say, at least 70 pairs of Levis and countless pairs of Fruit-of-the-Looms got shredded in the process.
Ah, I remember when I was a young'n like Rack - I'd eat a blueberry in the morning and by nightfall I could bend over, drop trow and pick a squirrel off the outhouse at 45 paces. It was about 50/50 that I could get my gotch off before my rectal trigger let that blueberry rip - needless to say, at least 70 pairs of Levis and countless pairs of Fruit-of-the-Looms got shredded in the process.
That proves that the Rectum IS the most important organ in the body....and hey if half that story is true, you are my hero.
That entire story is true. His neighbor also wears an eye patch
Snake Pliskin!
Amazing resemblance......hey has anyone ever seen those two together? Could they be the same person?????
