When I was a youngster, I had a Duke Desmo - I'm not saying I got laid a lot but, the engineers that were trying to lay the Sahara pipeline used to phone me and ask me, "Natch, we're having a problem, we know you've laid more pipe than the entire local 104, can you give us a bit of advice?"
OK, I don't even know where I was going with that.
OK, I don't even know where I was going with that.