Jury duty? GIVE EM the CHAIR!
Similar situation - I had jury duty once and same thing; guy I thought was the defendant was the attorney, He had a nasty mullet that I swear I saw things crawling in it. Was one of those trials I wouldn't have mind sitting through. An elderly lady went to step into an elevator at UTMB Hospital in Galveston when the elevator suddenly dropped about a foot causing her to do a flip and break her leg. She was suing GE and Otis. GE was the company that maintained to elevator, Otis built the elevator and had come out with a product revision to resolve that known problem which caused the elevator to drop. However, they (Otis) decided to keep the "fix" in-house and didn't release any safety warnings to companies servicing the elevators. So, GE was suing them for withholding information that put the public in danger. After being questioned as a prospective juror and finding out I did contract maintenance on large computer system, I was sent packin' - they didn't want anything to do with me.Jury duty? GIVE EM the CHAIR!
One time at jury duty,. two guys walk in and sat down at the defendants table, both in suits. I took one look at the accused, pock marked face, evil movie villain looking guy and I thought to myself man that dude looks guilty. Turned out he was the lawyer hahaha.