The Official DBA Members Quote Thread

[James]

Damn Dan, I got tears right now! BRB gotta go blow my load

 

[Mojavekid18]

"Sounded like hollow whales having sex in a trash barrel" -BK2

 

[bobkyle2]

"Sounded like hollow whales having sex in a trash barrel" -BK2

Whale it did...

 

[Rack]

 

[Naturaledge]

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Hahaha - why I oughtta!

 

[James]

i have noticed in real life that newer f250's squat like mikes mom trying to clean up after a night of partying

@Mihylo33

 

[Mihylo33]

@Mihylo33

That's what you get when you bet that she can't make a fire hydrant disappear! She wants her $75 @Mojavekid18

 

[snowflake]

@Mihylo33

damn, got his truck and his mom all in one post

 

[Rack]

I can't speak for anyone but myself but you're making me hate CR500s @hondacr500af

 

[Rack]

we have a polar vortex of phucktards here on DBA.... 70mph winds littered with bullshit and trumped up orange propaganda followed by an inflated ego of AF tech and HRC crappolla...

 

[timoyz]

Better tighten up that hole

And you said it to Emily.

 

[bobkyle2]

And you said it to Emily.

You should know, my milkshake brings all the gurls to the yardd

 

[Rack]

I can't ever follow what the hell u guys are talking about half the time.

 

[Rack]

All valid questions Dennis, but thanks for proving your a couple fries short of a happy meal, not the sharpest tool in the shed, etc!


Any time now!

 

[jackson409]

@Jax - Interestingly enough, Mike asked me about taken some black smidges to hammertown and I told him, "Hey, what could go wrong?" Mike emailed me back and said, "I couldn't tell the dif between a male smidge hind-end or a female smidge hind-end, but, they were all black. Is that OK?" I told him, "Smidge arse is smidge arse". We each chuckled and then I told him to check his wallet. Smidges are sneaky l'il bastidges.