The Official DBA Members Quote Thread

[rezrider]

Awesome... then you and he can understand exactly what I'm talking about... the only thing meaner than a one eyed cow was a Brahma bull... they're just plain nasty... we had one jump OVER the fence while he was in the incoming pens before the auction... not sure if a cowboy poked him with a "E" prod or what but wound up in the alley that ran the entire distance in the back. all he had to do was jump the fence to "be free"... If I remember correctly they had to use a tractor to help push him back up to the auction barn. never did get all the way out.

I remember hearing some ruckuss in the incoming pen direction so I climbed the fence to see what was going on and saw Harry (on horse back), the cowboy responsible for pushing the cattle up to the auction ring holding pens. he was yelling at something and saw the head of the bull (can't mistake a Brahma... big tall horns and ears bigger than OBAMA's) peek over the fence and thought ahhh shit, this isn't gonna be good. So I watched him try to get that bull to go the right way but he wasn't having any part of it. There were a few others on the outside of the are he was in which is why I think one of them might have used a prod on him that REALLY pissed him off... he launched himself up and over the fence clearing it... then i had to get back to work.

True story!!!

 

[Rack]

I'm actually thinking of stuffing a cr500 FAF in my old f150.

 

[ossagp]

not me. I am getting one of those bulls for mine.

 

[SRAD97750]

Well, there was this one time on Christmas eve... I... showed my young, impressive arse flute to the eagerly awaiting crowd...

 

[Naturaledge]

that's absolutely unfair Dan. Funny, but unfair.

 

[Naturaledge]

Oh, and Dan, you know I know how to play the quote game....

 

[jackson409]

Remember if it has tits or tires its gonna give you grief.....

 

[Mihylo33]

At 18k, you'd think they would at least iron the sheet.

 

[2strokesteve89]

My whoroe.

 

[snowflake]

Damn!! That's was a nice ole RM too.

The Yellow submarine

Well, theres one miller lite I'll never get back.

 

[2strokesteve89]

Well, theres one miller lite I'll never get back.

And yet it was only a miller lite, probably tastes better after you've shot it out your nose.

 

[snowflake]

And yet it was only a miller lite, probably tastes better after you've shot it out your nose.

best cheap beer IMO

 

[jeremymach2015]

best cheap beer IMO

its better then naty

 

[PALMER84ONE]

best cheap beer IMO

 

[snowflake]

its better then naty

and bud, and coors, and naty, and keystone