The Official DBA Members Quote Thread

[snowflake]

SRAD97750:
fuck you edison... and your bullshit intermediate light bulb base

 

[Redordead89]

I hit powerband and jizzed.

I showed them all off to my daughters boyfriend. He asked me if I knew where Randsburg is. And when I said yes he acted amazed. Then I told him I had been there many times before you were even born. So, I asked him if he new where rainbow basin is, or coper city. He said no, I said good... Keep it that way you little prick!

Wee arse

 

[2strokesteve89]

• Probably goes the same for guys with small dicks and hot girlfriends; it's not what you got, it's how you use it .

 

[2Wheels]

I know that struggle

 

[PALMER84ONE]

Damn right!

 

[Redordead89]

For a thread where we know what were talking about please see the one entitled "beer"

 

[SRAD97750]

I have not the funds for someone else to pump my boinger.... Plus, I like to fidget and learn!

 

[PALMER84ONE]

It ran, and then it didn't. What should I do?

 

[timoyz]

Buy a manual

 

[Mihylo33]

Buy a manual

I second that opinion. The most important tool for that tool.

 

[timoyz]

No Mikey, the correct response would have been I downloaded one off of the interwebz.

 

[Mihylo33]

No Mikey, the correct response would have been I downloaded one off of the interwebz.

I asked my friends father who used to fix oldsmobiles and we hooked up an oscilloscope and we found out that it's not starting. I ordered a manual for a 73 Elsinore because it looks similar to my 97 ktm 250 that I bought for $300. Guy said he did a total rebuild

 

[PALMER84ONE]

I asked my friends father who used to fix oldsmobiles and we hooked up an oscilloscope and we found out that it's not starting. I ordered a manual for a 73 Elsinore because it looks similar to my 97 ktm 250 that I bought for $300. Guy said he did a total rebuild

He did a total rebuild, then it blew up.

 

[2Wheels]

I'm laying my junk on a cold aluminum stand and taking a pic.

 

[Mihylo33]

Yeah because no one ever laid their junk on something out of the ordinary. For 500k I'm laying my junk on OJ Simpson while being telecast on network TV. Hell for 500k I'll rub one out.