My fuel filter fell apart. Sprayed out damn near half a tank.
Parked it at Dunkin Donuts, tried fixing it with used duck tape. Didn't work...at all. So I called up mama when all else failed. Went to the store and got a new fuel filter. Then the hose cracked. So I cut that down and threw it back on and it held so far!
Now...who wants to give me some gas money?