Lies and slander, you have not had that DRZ DS bike for 5 years yet, so you spent do buy it.
Then there is: If you ride them, they need money, if they just sit and collect dust, they cost nothing but the water to wash, and fuel to start them every once in a while.
Otherwise, yah let them rot and no money spent until you dig them out of hibernation.
My pisser, bought a new left over 17 WR250F and it only has 2.5 hours since Feb, 2018.
Then there are all the bikes in the AZ garage with it, that have not been touched in 2+ years.
Good to have 14+ bikes in 2 locations or I would murder someone.
Oh, and Mike...