You might be a Dirt Bike Rider if...

Sun · Oct 4, 2011

Not exactly the same but sort of.....you might be a Hooligan if you use the ATM like I do :devil:

rezrider · Oct 4, 2011

You walk aroudn the store looking for containers suitable to hold gas in and wonder WTF to do with the contents...Same goes when walking thru your own garage as I did last night picking up full prestone bottles and even laundry detergent bottles... :devil:

...put it in a bucket right, it'll still work! :prof:

Rack · Oct 5, 2011

CDA:
That's right, FMF = Fast Mother F_ _ker!
Or was that Five Minute F_ _k?

jackson409:
quit,,,its hurts when I laugh

+1

jft67x · Oct 5, 2011

If you post :picard:

because you havent had anything :picard:

worthy in a while and you miss :picard:

ing something

jft67x · Oct 5, 2011

onedream:
you might be a dirt bike rider if...
hockey/ football guys complain about how hard practice was last night.. and you're thinkin' "do you know what I do every weekend"
All the dr's at the emergency room know you on a first name basis.
spas would charge a fortune for all the mud you have on your face after you get done racing
If you think taking it full throttle is the answer to all life's problems
somebody asks you if you're ok after a crash and you say "all I remember was dirt, sky, dirt sky, hospital
you're in three classes with one of your riding buddies, and all of the teachers wanna kill you
you see a lil' kid at the track playing with a toy bike and you think "aaww... keep rockin' kid"

Until you step on the kids toy bike and cry your self to sleep :smirk:

yamadogyz · Oct 5, 2011

When you carry a picture of your bike with you wherever you go
your girlfriend gets 2 out of 29 in open womens AMA on an 85
you scream BRAAAAAAAAP in class until everyone starts in and doesn't know what you mean
:hifive:

dudes wearing fox
when theres a bunch of people you say out loud "Race Saturday, Renthal parts tomarrow!! BRAAAAAAA-" till your dad yells at you

onedream · Oct 5, 2011

jft67x:
Until you step on the kids toy bike and cry your self to sleep

I didn't see it! It was in the dirt!! I would never step on a kids toy bike on purpose! hahaha

rezrider · Oct 6, 2011

When dinner is your favorite past time but you blow it off to make sure the 1 gal jug will fit on the front fender strapped onto the forks with numerous bunjees......then make sure you POS bike starts, and wake up in the middle of the night wondering if you should chance taking your POS on the million mile ride...then fall back to sleep thinking of what you'll miss if you didn't go! :ride:

Honda · Oct 6, 2011

James:
Flying Machine Factory

I dont see any flying machines

James · Oct 6, 2011

Honda:
I dont see any flying machines

My FMF exhaust makes my bike fly.

Honda · Oct 6, 2011

James:
My FMF exhaust makes my bike fly.

only redbull does that

You use your premix cup to make chocolate milk

sketchedlb · Oct 8, 2011

Honda:
only redbull does that

"Redbull gives your bike wings"

sketchedlb · Oct 8, 2011

James:
My FMF exhaust makes my bike fly.

I have an 08 rmz 250, what do you guys think would be the best exausts i could buy ??

Or i could just put Redbull in the tank.. :devil:

Rack · Oct 8, 2011

Nasher250:
I have an 08 rmz 250, what do you guys think would be the best exausts i could buy ??

Or i could just put Redbull in the tank..

Maybe I should stop peeing in my tank :thinking:

Seem to work for CDA though :noidea:

rezrider · Oct 8, 2011

You know you're a dirt bike rider when you go to an off road expo and are disappointed because there's hardly any bike stuff...but the truck stuff was cool, just not the same! :smirk: