What did you do to your bike today?

What did I do to my bike today? Well I regret it but I cheated on her and did the dirty....rode a quad :devil:. Been here in the midwest and I haven't seen a single dirt bike. My gf's family all have 4x4 quads and utvs they like to go "mudding" and hunting on. So instead of sittin, I did a couple rides out in the woods and corn fields. No pictures were taken, so my bike will never know it happened :smirk:
 
:finger: your Grammer laws, it is ghay as WG and IH on a musky night of drinking!!!

Me and my brother were talking to each other
'Bout what makes a man a man
Was it brain or brawn, or the month you were born
We just couldn't understand

Our old man didn't like our appearance
He said that only women wear long hair

So me and my brother borrowed money from Mother
We knew what we had to do
We went downstairs, past the barber and gymnasium
And got our arms tattooed

Welcome to my life, tattoo
I'm a man now, thanks to you
I expect I'll regret you
But the skin graft man won't get you
You'l be there when I die
Tattoo

My dad beat me 'cause mine said "Mother"
But my mother naturally liked it and beat my brother
'Cause his tattoo was of a lady in the nude
And my mother thought that was extremely rude

Welcome to my life, tattoo
We've a long time together, me and you
I expect I'll regret you
But the skin graft man won't get you
You'll be there when I die
Tattoo

Now I'm older, I'm tattooed all over
My wife is tattooed too
A rooty-toot-toot, rooty-tooty-toot-toot
Rooty-toot-toot tattoo too
To you
 
:finger: your Grammer laws, it is ghay as WG and IH on a musky night of drinking!!!

Me and my brother were talking to each other
'Bout what makes a man a man
Was it brain or brawn, or the month you were born
We just couldn't understand
Our old man didn't like our appearance
He said that only women wear long hair
So me and my brother borrowed money from Mother
We knew what we had to do
We went downstairs, past the barber and gymnasium
And got our arms tattooed
Welcome to my life, tattoo
I'm a man now, thanks to you
I expect I'll regret you
But the skin graft man won't get you
You'l be there when I die
Tattoo
My dad beat me 'cause mine said "Mother"
But my mother naturally liked it and beat my brother
'Cause his tattoo was of a lady in the nude
And my mother thought that was extremely rude
Welcome to my life, tattoo
We've a long time together, me and you
I expect I'll regret you
But the skin graft man won't get you
You'll be there when I die
Tattoo
Now I'm older, I'm tattooed all over
My wife is tattooed too
A rooty-toot-toot, rooty-tooty-toot-toot
Rooty-toot-toot tattoo too
To you

grammar*
 
My, my, my. Palmer, did someone get their grammatical chonies in a bunch. I also did not know you rode a male bike with only one ball. My baby, well she is just as smooth as silk, like a female ought to be. I don't ride anything but females. :P Arn't you always talking about gay things too. :thinking:
 
My, my, my. Palmer, did someone get their grammatical chonies in a bunch. I also did not know you rode a male bike with only one ball. My baby, well she is just as smooth as silk, like a female ought to be. I don't ride anything but females. :P Arn't you always talking about gay things too. :thinking:

Yah know,
You are just one of those guys.... :wink: Come on over here and......
 
My, my, my. Palmer, did someone get their grammatical chonies in a bunch. I also did not know you rode a male bike with only one ball. My baby, well she is just as smooth as silk, like a female ought to be. I don't ride anything but females. :P Arn't you always talking about gay things too. :thinking:
:lol::lol::lol::thumb:
 
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